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STOP SAYING FOREPLAY
Sienna:
Okay but how did EVAN react??
Give us the facial expression breakdown.
Ruby:
He… blinked.
Ava:
SLOW BLINK OR FAST BLINK.
Ruby:
SLOW.
Trey:
OH THAT BOY IS JEALOUS.
JEALOUS JEALOUS.
LIKE “I THOUGHT WE HAD A VIBE” JEALOUS.
Sienna:
Evan was ONE COCKTAIL AWAY from asking you out again last December.
He’s been pouting about it for MONTHS.
Ruby:
I KNOW
I KNOW OKAY
HE LOOKED…
HURT.
Ava:
OH HE HAS A CRUSH.
HE HAS A FULL CRUSH.
HE IS CRUSHING AND CRUSHED.
Trey:
Meanwhile, Jaxon is like
“Remove yourself from my vicinity, mortal.”
Ruby:
