ME
Hey, do any of you assholes want to rewrite a shitty Christmas script for me, or just help me out with producer notes?
SHANE MILLER
Why aren’t you more fun to text with?
NICO TODD
You really don’t get how this works at all, do you?
ALEX VEGA
Is that the Shark Brothers one? Is it as bad as I hear? I’ve been dying to NEVER read it.
SHANE MILLER
Hey, Abrams. You’re gonna raise the roof at Barry’s thing tomorrow, right?
ME
That’s an interesting and annoying way of putting it, but yeah. I will stop by.
NICO TODD
Should we ask the angry blonde if she wants to be your date to that? I’ll tell her you usually drive the speed limit and almost never yell at waiters.
ME
I never yell at waiters.
ALEX VEGA
That’s what makes you beautiful.
ME
So none of you are going to help me with this script?
SHANE MILLER
Exactly.
ME
Assholes.
SHANE MILLER
Hey, man. If you want to talk about it, call me. Really.
ME
The script?
SHANE MILLER
No. The tomorrow thing.
