“Oh my,” she giggles, falling back onto the bed. “That man is brilliant.”
I pick up the book she dropped and groan the second I read the title.
How to Survive the Biker Who Spent Years Pretending He Didn’t Love You:
A Marriage Guide for the Very Patient Wife
“You can’t read this,” I tell her. “There’s no telling what kind of crack advice he put in here.”
Abigail is still laughing as she grabs her phone, probably texting the girls about the book.
Sighing, I open the damn thing and start reading.
“Out loud,” she demands, and I sigh.
“Chapter One: Understanding the Stubborn Biker Male
Congratulations.
If you are reading this book, it means you have successfully accomplished one of the following:
Survived several years of emotional frustration.
Outwaited a man whose skull is approximately the density of reinforced concrete.
Married Tank Davis.
If the answer is number three, please take a moment to celebrate.
You have achieved what many believed impossible.
The Iron Shadows Vice President has finally admitted he was in love.
Please understand the historical significance of this moment.
Several members of the club believed hell would freeze over first.”
I pinch the bridge of my nose.
“This is slander,” I mutter.
Behind me, Abigail laughs harder.
“Keep reading!”
I sigh and continue.
“Important Facts About Your Husband
Tank Davis is a good man.
He is loyal, protective, brave, and deeply devoted.
Unfortunately, he is also one of the most stubborn human beings currently walking the earth.
This combination creates a unique challenge for the loving wife.
Your husband will likely attempt to “protect you” from the following: danger, sadness, stress, sharp corners, mildly uneven sidewalks, strong winds, and occasionally your own independence.
