NickKnackPaddyWhack
Question: If Baby Yoda and regular Yoda got in a fight, who would win?
AntD
Baby Yoda. He’s got that chaotic toddler energy. Plus, he’d fight dirty
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Finally, someone who understands. My friend Teddie claimed today that regular Yoda would win because of “wisdom” and “experience.”
AntD
Your friend obviously hasn’t seen a toddler take down a grown adult with one strategic shin kick.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Right? They clearly haven’t witnessed the pure chaos of a toddler who’s been denied a second cookie.
AntD
That’s the energy Baby Yoda would definitely bring to a fight
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Although Teddie did bring me my favorite type of cake today, so they’re clearly not totally inept.
AntD
What’s your favorite type of cake?
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Red Velvet.
AntD
Red velvet? Really? That’s just chocolate cake in denial
I shift on the couch, tucking my feet under me and pulling the throw blanket over my legs as I settle in for what might be a long debate.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
How dare you! Red velvet is sophisticated. It has cream cheese frosting.
AntD
So does carrot cake, but you don’t see me advocating for the idea that it’s really just a vegetable pretending to be dessert.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
That feels slightly discriminatory. So what kind of cake is acceptable to you?
AntD
I’m a lemon drizzle man. Citrus. Sophisticated. Not hiding behind food coloring.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
