Lemon drizzle is what people eat when they’ve given up on joy.
AntD
We’re going to have to agree to disagree on this
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Never. This is the hill I’ll die on.
AntD
A red velvety hill with cream cheese frosting at the top?
I’m grinning so wide my face actually hurts. This is what I mean when I tell Jade he’s not like other guys I’ve messaged. Who else would have this strong an opinion about cake and be this wrong about it?
NickKnackPaddyWhack
At least debating the best cake flavors makes a nice change from my other messages. I’ve already been sent three dick pics tonight.
AntD
Yeah, my real Anthony Devine fans account messenger is pretty much full of guys sending me dick pics.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Oops. Sorry about those.
AntD
Don’t worry. My social media manager is responsible for deleting them all, and he thinks he’s got the best job in the world.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
Lol. I can imagine that.
Best job perks: dental, 401k, and an endless stream of unsolicited nudes.
AntD
He made business cards that say “Professional Dick Pic Curator.”
NickKnackPaddyWhack
That’s definitely going on LinkedIn.
AntD
But seriously, back to your terrible cake opinions.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
My EXCELLENT cake opinions.
AntD
Fine. Keep your red velvet. But know that you’re wrong.
NickKnackPaddyWhack
