Smiling softly, Darcy nods. “That’s sweet, Park. I’m happy for you. Even if you are a massive pain in the butt and a menace most of the time.” He cocks his head. “But wait, I’m still confused. How did you and Landon meet? Through Ben?”
I shake my head, laughing. “No, actually. He kept running into me. Literally. Like one time, he knocked all my art supplies out of my hands, and then the next time I saw him, he spilled my coffee all over me. He gave me his hoodie to wear because my dress was soaked, and when he came to get it…” I smile at the memory. These two are turning me into a sap. Fucking disgusting. “He just hung out for the rest of the night.”
“I see how it is,” Darcy says, smirking.
“See how what is?”
He rolls his eyes but chuckles. “I started dating a football player, and you had to one-up me and get two of your own.”
I laugh out loud at that. “Trust me, that was not my thought processat all.”
“I’m messing with you.”
“Howarethings with you and West?”
He raises his eyebrows. “Oh, you didn’t hear? He was telling the whole bar about the size of my dick and our…” He clears his throat. “Our bedroom activities. Loudly. And then he said we should go home and make beautiful, smart babies who are good at sports.”
My jaw hits the floor. “What?No. I didn’t hear a thing.”
Darcy groans. “I’m surprised, since Ben had a front-row seat to the whole thing. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look him in the eye again.”
“Ben?”
He nods, cheeks flushing red. “It was awful, Park.” Looking back and forth quickly, he leans over the table, lowering his voice. “He told them about me fingering him.”
I’ve never been more thankful in my life to have not just taken a drink because I have no doubt I’d have sprayed coffee all over the table. “Oh my God. I can’t believe you said that out loud.”
“I’m not a prude, Park. Jesus. I just don’t want my sex life broadcast all over. Besides, who are you to judge? You’ve been faking yours.”
That catches me off guard, and I sputter a laugh. “Not anymore.”
“Is it weird?”
“Is what weird?”
“Don’t make me say it.” I’m so gonna make him say it. He stares at me for a second, and I smirk. He groans. “Freaking menace. Is it weird having sex with two different people? How does it work?”
“Basically, the same way sex with one person works.” I raise an eyebrow. “Only… you know, with two.”
Darcy shoots me an unimpressed look. “I’m finally curious about your sex life, and this is what I get. Can I ask another question?”
I wave my hand. “Go ahead.”
“Are Ben and Landon together too? Like…” He trails off.
Rolling my eyes, I nod. “Yeah.” Still working out the logistics of the one-on-one relationships. I really need to have a talk with them about that, honestly. I trust them. And myself. We’ll be okay if they enjoy time together without me. I know that now.
Darcy’s eyes flash. “I bet that’s hot.” He sits back, crossing his arms over his chest. “Dang, all that muscle? I bet those two alpha males together are…” Darcy sinks his teeth into his bottom lip, eyes going hazy like he’s picturing it.
“Don’t talk about them like that.”
He shrugs. “I’m just saying I bet they’re hot together. Fighting for dominance and stuff.”
“Darcy,” I growl.
Leaning forward, he braces his elbows on the table, a smirk spreading across his face. “Not so fun when it’s someone talking about the peopleyou’reinto, hey?”
My jaw drops open. “Wow. You really were just giving my own shit back to me, huh?”
