x C
P.S. I’ve attached a screenshot of my profile, what do you think?
From: Riley Amezcua
To: Charlotte Norwich
April 16th, 2026
8:27 AM
Dear, sweet Charlotte,
I do not beg, but if I beg, it will be for entirely different reasons. I’m sure you can figure that one out by yourself.
Are you up for our wedding-prep Zoom soon? How’s this Sunday 4pm (my 10pm)?
About my work here—thank you for your support. It’s just part of the job, I guess. I’ll explain a bit more on Sunday, if that’s okay with you? I’ve grown to like your face a bit. So. At least I’ll feel at ease while video calling.
Your dating profile looks adorable, but not very effective. Yes to the pic of you with Shake. No to the selfie with the sunglasses. And for the love of god, please change‘heteroflexible’ to something less homophobic. Leave it blank if you must.
Okay, I’ve graded your quiz:
1) Correct!
2) Very good for not falling for the trick question. The correct answer is somewhere around the 8-hour mark.
3) Sure… but she probably also wants to do other things, if you consider the contents of that backpack.
Bonus) Good girl, Charlotte. The answer is good girl.
xx Riley
From: Charlotte Norwich
To: Riley Amezcua
April 17th, 2026
2:11 PM
Dear Riley,
Yes to Sunday. Let’s also open a bottle of wine and have some snacks ready? I need some incentive to get this wedding stuff done.
I’ll also show you my matches on the dating app so far. You’re only allowed to laugh when I’m at least three glasses of wine in.
Looking forward to seeing your stupid face on Sunday.
x C
P.S. so did I pass???
???
From: Riley Amezcua
To: Charlotte Norwich
