Also yes, let’s talk Mexico in our next Zoom. I have a lot of ideas already (not).
x Charlotte (that’s spelled C-H-A-R-L-O-T-T-E)
From: Riley Amezcua
To: Charlotte Norwich
April 13th, 2026
6:17 AM
Dear Charlie, Char, King Charles,
Sorry, it’s been a while again. We’ve had quite a few rough days on our project. The athletics team on campus has been so kind and open to let me join their team for as long as I’m here, which helps me take my mind off of things—but a message from you also cheers me up, so thanks.
I’m proud of you for joining a dating app! Send me a screenshot of your profile?
Alright, here’s your quiz:
1) Name three things you can wear to let other lesbians know you’re on their team.
2) How long does the average first time sex session last?
3) What does it mean when a woman shows up at your house with a backpack?
Bonus) What’s a praise that will make most lesbians weak in the knees?
So excited to see what you make of this.
x Riley
P.S. You call me a coward for not courting you. You also call me a perv. One of these days, my dear, sweet, Charlotte, you’ll realize I’ve been doing nothing BUT court you. You may not see it now, but I’m not trying toget into your pants before getting into your mind and soul. On top of that, I know how important it can be to give space and let you explore. But mostly, I’m just a hopeless romantic. Not a conventional one, but in my own way, as you’re well aware of by now.
From: Charlotte Norwich
To: Riley Amezcua
April 14th, 2026
11:58 PM
Riley,
You’re apologizing for the wrong thing, dear. Again—no apology needed for taking your time. You’re going to be begging for my forgiveness if you keep using those nicknames, however.
Giving your quiz a shot:
1) A pride pin, a carabiner, and a thumb ring.
2) Isn’t that supposed to be hours, not minutes?
3) She wants to sleep over?
Bonus) ???
Let me know if I pass.
I’m so sorry to hear you’ve been going through a rough patch. Is there anything I can do to help? Want to share anything about it? I can only imagine the kinds of conversations you must be having. But if I can be of support, I’d be so happy to.
