AXEL
I can actually feel my brain cells deteriorating.
FOSTER
Surprised you have any in the first place.
AXEL
Someone hold me back before I take a rusty piece of rebar and make him sit.
SUTTON
I always knew you liked to peg people.
AXEL
I’m going to pretend like you didn’t just say that to me.
HARLAN
Can we get back to the topic at hand please? Our boy is growing up.
CREW
They’re good together. I mean, he’s a totally different person around her.
FOSTER
Ooh, does this mean he’ll be less of an annoying asshole?
KNOX
Oh, fuck off, Foster.
SUTTON
He’s here! The chosen one is here!
AXEL
We need all the details, man.
CREW
Maybe not ALL.
KNOX
Staten and I just had a quiet night in.
FOSTER
Oh, please. Quiet isn’t in your vocabulary. I’ve heard you having wall-banging sex from OUTSIDE of your goddamn house before.
CREW
Dude, that’s hella creepy.
