Sunday, April 26th, 3:34 p.m.
THE BROTHERSHIP
FOSTER
How’d the carnival go, you guys? Sorry I couldn’t make it. Algebra is killing me.
CREW
It was awesome, but Knox ended up dipping out early.
FOSTER
Where did he go?
HARLAN
I think I saw him leaving with Staten.
AXEL
Holy shit. Do you guys think it’s happening?
SUTTON
What’s happening?
AXEL
Dude, Knox has been obsessed with this girl from the moment he saw her. They’re totally getting it on.
SUTTON
That’s not an image anyone needs to visualize.
CREW
About time. I owe you twenty bucks, Har.
FOSTER
You guys made bets? Why wasn’t I included?
HARLAN
Because you have a gambling problem.
FOSTER
Oh my God, a guy goes to Vegas ONE time, blows five thousand dollars, and suddenly he has a “gambling problem.”
SUTTON
You also got totally sloshed and broke into the local zoo trying to free the monkeys.
FOSTER
They don’t deserve to be locked up. Have you guys ever seen Planet of the Apes? I want to be on their side when they inevitably take over the world.