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Sunday, April 26th, 3:34 p.m.

THE BROTHERSHIP

FOSTER

How’d the carnival go, you guys? Sorry I couldn’t make it. Algebra is killing me.

CREW

It was awesome, but Knox ended up dipping out early.

FOSTER

Where did he go?

HARLAN

I think I saw him leaving with Staten.

AXEL

Holy shit. Do you guys think it’s happening?

SUTTON

What’s happening?

AXEL

Dude, Knox has been obsessed with this girl from the moment he saw her. They’re totally getting it on.

SUTTON

That’s not an image anyone needs to visualize.

CREW

About time. I owe you twenty bucks, Har.

FOSTER

You guys made bets? Why wasn’t I included?

HARLAN

Because you have a gambling problem.

FOSTER

Oh my God, a guy goes to Vegas ONE time, blows five thousand dollars, and suddenly he has a “gambling problem.”

SUTTON

You also got totally sloshed and broke into the local zoo trying to free the monkeys.

FOSTER

They don’t deserve to be locked up. Have you guys ever seen Planet of the Apes? I want to be on their side when they inevitably take over the world.