Page 101 of Pretty Cruel Villain


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VIVA LAS VEGAS, BABY! Killing it at a tournament.

Beau

Restaurant supply store in Scarborough.

Luke

That’s so far!

Beau

It’s a thirty-minute drive, tops.

Luke

Is that an invite to come see you??

Beau

Sure, if picking out new glassware for Terrace sounds like a fun afternoon.

Luke

…on second thought, I might just stay home.

Unless James wants to save me from death by boredom??

Nate

He’s in Greece on his honeymoon.

James

It’s not a honeymoon. It’s a business trip with a short stop by the Greek islands.

Ryan

Dude, you’re in a villa, looking at the ocean, hanging with your hot wife right after your wedding. That’s a honeymoon.

James

Contract marriages don’t have honeymoons.

Ryan

Then how come you’re on one?

Beau

Luke, you’re the manners expert. Do contract marriages have honeymoons?

Luke

Contract marriages haven’t been a thing in so long, they’re no longer covered in etiquette classes.

Luke

That said, James is on a honeymoon.