Oh, hell no. No random dude is going to feel me up.
“No, that’s okay. Fine, you can look. I’d rather you down there than an ER doctor.”
“I appreciate you trusting me, Mark. I’ll even kiss them to make it all better if you’re a good boy and stay still.”
What?
My dick twitched, desperately trying to get in the game again and play naughty nurse, but she wiggled out of my grip and stood up.
“I’m going to wash my hands. Take off your shorts, and I’ll be right back.”
Shit.
I pulled the elastic of my shorts and looked at my junk. I’d watched enough porn when I was younger to know my goods were above average, but I still wasn’t thrilled this was the first time she was going to see them.
“Okay,” she said, walking back into the bedroom with her glasses perched on her nose and a bottle of something in her hand. “Show me the jewels.”
“Jesus, not pulling any punches, are you?”
“Nope, rip the band-aid off. Trust me. Here, rub this for luck.” She handed me the rabbit’s foot on my nightstand and patted my leg before putting a hand on her hip, waiting for me to expose myself.
I inched my shorts down and cupped my dick with one hand, getting him out of the way so she could laugh at me.
“Did you know testicles evolved to have a ton of nerves that are crazy sensitive to pain? So guys will be more likely to protect them in case of danger.”
“I did a shit job of protecting them this afternoon,” I said, squinting to see what she was doing.
“Nah, you have a ton of body hair. I’m sure it’s not all roses and rainbows being bunched up in your briefs all day, so the lack of hair helps. I mean, after I waxed for the first time, I knew there was no going back.”
Her fingertips grazed the inside of my thigh, and I sucked in a breath, waiting for her to pass judgment on my balls. She leaned down, closer, closer until she was inches away from my nads. Thank fuck I hadn’t done anything strenuous since I showered.
“Okay. There aren’t any burns or blisters. I have Aloe Vera mixed with CBD that will help, but it’s going to be cold.”
“No colder than sitting on a bag of frozen peas. And did you say CBD? You trying to get me high.”
“Nope, I want you stone-cold sober and not under duress when I see you naked again. Oh, and remind me to throw those peas out, no offense to your marbles.”
“None taken. So, everything looks good?”
“Yep, well above average.” She leaned down and pressed a kiss to the hand holding my dick, then pointed to a bottle on the bed as I pulled my shorts up. “Take some ibuprofen and relax. You’ll be fine tomorrow.”
“Thanks for looking and not laughing at me.”
“Um. Sure, Mark. I mean, it’s kinda funny when you think about it, but you’re in pain. I’m not going to be the asshole who laughs at you. Plus, I did enjoy getting a better look at your assets.”
Her eyes got wide as soon as the words left her lips, and I wanted to beat my chest like a Caveman and give my dick a high-five.
“Well, your body is a fucking sight to behold. I can’t wait to see every inch, including your elusive tattoos.”
“Then heal up fast,” she purred, leaning down to kiss my cheek. “I’ll order in.”
“Hey, um. Speaking of my balls…” I started, then trailed off when I realized what I’d said.
“Yes? Digging for another compliment?”
“No. I mean, yes. I mean, we haven’t talked about last night.”
“You’re right,” she said, matter-of-factly. “I liked what we did last night. I’d like to do more of it while you’re here.”
