Hearing this makes me forget about the balls for a minute, and I’m shocked beyond belief to know Sam knew thiswholetime.
“When did you find out?” Liam asks her. He doesn’t seem upset or angry, nor does he have a right to be when he did the exact same thing, but it’s sad that neither of them said a word about it allthistime.
“I know you changed your last name to your mother’s maiden name, and I changed Dylan’s to Daniel’s last name, but you two look alike, talk alike, and act alike, so I just kind of knew. I did some research of my own and confirmed what Ithought.”
Liam walks over and sits down on the couch, apparently needing a breather, but the bounce from his weight make the balls bounce into me again, and I shriek withlaughter.
Of course, everyone looks at me like I’m insane because this is not an appropriate time to belaughing.
“Do you mind if I excuse myself?” I ask. “I’m sure you have a lot to catchupon.”
“Of course. Are you sure you’re okay?”Samasks.
“Yeah, you look kind of pale, sweetie,” Dadaddsin.
“Oh, I’m fine, I just—I’ll berightback.”
Bow legged and all, I jog over to the stairs and pull myself up, laughing half of the way, moaning the other half, screaming obscenities in the hallway leading to my bedroom, and collapsing on the floor after closing the door as I convulse like there’s a jackhammer inside of me. I grab my breasts and arch my back off the ground, going with the groove at thispoint.
“Jelly-Bean?” Dad walks in without knocking, and I’m lying on my ground having sex with balls. “What the hell are youdoing?”
“Dad, get out. I’ll be with you in a minute. I—I, please, I’ll be—oh my—yeah.” My shouting and actions clearly terrify Dad enough to make him leave the room. He’s probably scared to death, as I am right now, but I’ll worry about that after I—yeah, oh, yeah, yeah. I grind my fist between my legs, putting pressure on the balls, and finally, as the third round of warmth fills me entirely, I get a moment of relief. My pulse is racing, and my heart is pounding so hard I can feel it througheverylimb.
I pull myself up by my bed and jog into the bathroom so I can remove these fucking things. I pull my shorts down and stick my fingers on up there and yank the first ball out somewhat easily.Gross. I toss it into the sink, then reach up for the second one, but um ... my fingers aren’t long enough,so...shit.
I squat down, doing whatever I can think of to get this damn thing out, but it’s notmoving.
I pull my shorts back up, freaking the hell out as I run to the door, not feeling the good sensations anymore, which I think is a good thing right now, but, this isnotgood.
Opening the door a few inches, I yell down for Liam. “Liam! I need you.Like,now.”
Dad pokes his head in my door because he’s obviously been sitting in the hall since the lovely scene he was forced to witness. “Is there something I can help you with,sweetie?”
“No, no, no, no, please no. I just, can you make Liam come upstairs? I have to talk to himrightaway.”
“Sure,okay.”
“Hey, Liam,” Dad shouts. I could have done that. I did do that. He’s still notuphere.
Finally, I hear Liam pouncing up the stairs. “What’s going on?” heasksDad.
“I don’t know. It looked like she was having a seizure a minute ago. I’m worried about her. She just wants you, though. Can you see what’sgoingon?”
“Don’t worry, she’s okay,” Liam assures him. I can hear him trying to suppress his laughter, and I’m about to punch him inhisballs if keepsthisup.
Liam closes himself inside the bedroom and smiles proudly. “What’s the matter,sunshine?”
“Liam, I can’t get the second ball out. It’s too high upthere.”
“According to the directions, they should comerightout.”
“Oh, okay, a piece of paper tells you they shouldn’t get stuck in your girl’s vag, so I should totally just be okay,right?”
“Just relax, it really is okay,” hetellsme.
“No, no, I’m pretty sure this isn’t okay, Liam. There is a ball stuck in my vagina, and I want itout,now.”
“Okay, lie down and let me see if I can get it out,”hesays.
