Dear Collin,
I really need your help. Michael Dunford is still ignoring me and it’s driving me crazy! Plus, he keeps flirting with Rochelle Connors, and she’s the worst. What should I do? What do you like about girls? What are some things girls could do to make you like them? If I can’t get Michael Dunford to fall in love with me again I’ll just die!
I’m still doing some art, but not as much because I’m so busy with extra homework and volleyball. I decided not to do cheerleading, because I didn’t really like any of the girls on the squad, but maybe I should have. Rochelle Connors is a cheerleader. What are you playing in band? The trumpet? You should play the saxophone. That’s much cooler. I’m sorry your Halloween wasn’t so great, but I wish I could have seen you in a chicken costume.
Anyway, please help me know what to do about Michael.
Sincerely,
Glory
January 19, 2008
Dear Glory,
I’m sorry you’re having so much trouble with Michael Dunford. I just like girls that are nice and that are easy to talk to. You should be yourself, because he liked you before. Although now you seem like you’ve changed. Or maybe you should pretend you don’t like him. It sounds like he liked you better when you did that. You’re probably scaring him if you’re staring at him all the time. Or maybe you should give up on him, he might have just moved on.
Yeah, I’m still playing the trumpet in band, but I wish they would let me play the guitar in there. I think a little electric guitar would make some of the songs we play waymore exciting. I tried playing the saxophone once when my friend Jimmy let me borrow his. I didn’t like it that much.
We’re having a pretty good basketball season, we’ve only lost a couple times. We might make it to the championships. There’s this group of girls that come to all the games. I think a couple of them like me, but it’s kind of annoying because they’re always screaming my name when I have the ball and it’s hard to concentrate.
Bye,
Collin
February 6, 2008
Dear Collin,
You are a genius! I did what you said I should do. I just pretended that I didn’t like Michael and stopped looking at him and trying to talk to him, and a few days later he walked up to me and asked me if I wanted to go out. So we went to the movies and we held hands the whole time and it was awesome and now we’re dating and everything is perfect! Well, except that my parents have been fighting a lot, but I’m sure they’ll work things out. This is going to be the best Valentine’s Day ever!
Good luck with the basketball championships!
Sincerely,
Glory
February 19, 2008
Dear Glory,
I’m glad everything worked out for you.
Bye,
Collin
March 14, 2008
Dear Collin,
What was up with your last letter? Are you mad at me or something? Or maybe you’re just really busy with basketball and band.
Things are going really well with me and Michael. I am so in love with him! Lately my parents haven’t been home that much, so we spend a lot of time making out on my couch. It’s the best. I can’t believe I ever thought he was annoying! We even laugh about all the times he tried to get me to like him when we were younger. We’ve been talking about going to summer camp together, but I want to do art camp and he wants to do some video game camp. I’m sure it will be fine as long as we’re together. But it’d be better if it was art camp. I’ll talk him into it.
Anyway, how are you doing?
Sincerely,