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I’ve heard this lecture before, and it makes no fucking sense. I am a leader, both in the room and on the ice.

And most goals I score are literally through teamwork. I also have way more assists than goals. Wilson’s system is a complete team, five-man unit game, designed to take away chances from our opponents, and we don’t have enough strong two-way players to pull that off.

But what do I know?

I nod with as little attitude as humanly possible. Blank blank blank.

He blows his whistle in my face, dismissing me as he gathers the team up. “We only won on the road because of luck. Tomorrow, we’re going to win if we stick to the system.”

Practice is shit.

The system is shit.

The only redeeming part of the day is getting to do the school visit, brightening the day of local kids—and then sending those photos to Frankie.

Logan

As requested, photographic evidence that I’m really great with children

Frankie

This is so cute

Frankie

And funny that you think you need to prove to me that you’re good with kids

Logan

Just in case you want babies at some point in the future

Frankie

Wow, this conversation escalated quickly

Logan

No pressure

Frankie

Do YOU want babies at some point in the future?

Logan

If they’re born with a stethoscope tattoo and a reckless embrace of life’s best adventures, absolutely

Frankie

We haven’t mastered in utero tattooing yet

Logan

Ah, then in the far off future maybe

Logan

But I have faith in medical science