“And it just happened?” Sienna asks.
“Kind of, yeah,” Stacey answers.
“I wanted to experiment, get out of my shell, and Axel did that for me,” Olivia says, looking at Axel lovingly. “We had fun and that was it.”
“How does Jackson come into this?” Evan asks.
Oscar sighs. “Stacey, Jackson, and I were lying together when Axel asked to join.”
Oh.
“So, you’ve played with Jackson before?” Christian asks.
“Yes, and Axel pre-Olivia,” Stacey adds.
“And what about now?” I ask, looking between the foursome. Who all glare at me.
“We shouldn’t even be talking about what happens at the club, if Nate found out we would be kicked out,” Axel states, changing the subject.
“This is a safe space. No one is going to tattle on anyone here,” Christian says.
“Please don’t judge us,” Stacey asks, her voice cracking.
“We would never,” I tell her.
“Hey, now, you know we aren’t like that,” Sienna says.
“Like Chris said, this is a safe space, plus we truly are incestuous,” Vanessa says, which has us all bursting out laughing.
“Why can’t any of you swing my way, I feel very left out of this.” I pout.
“I showed you my dick, Derrick, is that not enough?” Christian adds.
“It was a nice dick, thank you,” I tell him, raising my glass at him.
“And you’ve seen mine,” Evan adds.
“Oh, that’s right, when I busted the two of you.” I chuckle.
“I’m not showing you my dick, Derrick,” Oscar states.
I roll my eyes. “Tell me, girls, is Oscar sporting a little Ragnar or a big one?” This has the table bursting out laughing.
“Babe, tell him it’s like Thor’s hammer between my legs.” Oscar nudges Stacey, who is giggling.
“Do not answer that.” Axel smirks at Olivia.
We all laugh. I love these fools.
40
DERRICK
For the past couple of months, life for the Dirty Texas crew has been a whirlwind.
Let’s start with Olivia and Axel. She hightailed it out of Scotland after finding out her sister got knocked up by her fiancé. In a stroke of genuineness, she showed her family what a horrible human Penny is, and they agreed and forced her to marry Lord Fuck Face, thus leaving her to rush halfway across the world to her McHottie rock star, and declaring her love for him. It was sweet. It’s still sweet. Once the dust settled, Olivia and Axel flew back to Scotland so she could introduce her family to Axel. Things went well and they stayed in Europe for a while, where Axel proposed to Olivia in France. I knew it. I told her when she went home, she would be coming back a fiancée and I was right, except Axel had to come home as his time was up and he had business to do here. His lady love had business to attend to in England, and they are pushed apart for a bit. Penny confessed that Eddie is not the father of her baby, it is a married man.Who is surprised at this point?Eddie and Penny got an annulment because the baby isn’t his, so Olivia decided the best thing for Penny is to leave England, get away from the scandal,and come with her to LA. Penny wasn’t given the warmest of welcomes by us, but we are just protective of Olivia. Eventually, Penny redeemed herself and has become tolerable.
Isla has been having the best time. There are photos of her and Sebastien all over the Spanish tabloids, which has sent Finn into a spiral of groupies. Guess he now knows what it felt like for Isla for all those years. Little Miss Tapas confessed that she accidentally slept with Sebastien on Valentine’s Day, but let’s be serious, there was no accident there. She saw photos of Finn being a dick, and then she fell on one, it’s a tale as old as time. Things are going to be a little awkward as Isla is coming back to LA soon with Sebastien, as he is in talks with networks for his own show.
