Adler
Hold up a minute! How’d you get Veronica’s number?
Hayes
I was wondering that too.
Burkley
Probably stole her phone at some point and texted himself.
Ellis
No! I’m not that obsessed with her. Give me some credit, guys!
Buckley
Fine. Then how’d you get it?
Ellis
I went through Emma’s phone.
Me
YOU WHAT?!
Ellis
What? She always leaves it lying around. It was there for the taking. Btw, you guys have some weird ass kinks…
Me
Ellis, I swear! I’m about to get in my car and beat the shit out of you!
Adler
Bro… I think you should call in sick tomorrow… At this point, there’s no way you’re making it to Carolina without a broken something.
Hayes
Take his advice, Ellis.
Ellis
Nah, I’m not scared of you guys.
Burkley
And that’s your problem right there.
Me
Okay, but why is everyone awake at this time?
Adler
Because you texted their wives during the night.
