Cecilia
Anything you need, we’ll do it.
Aubrey
How can we help?
I smile for the first time in what feels like days, when in reality it’s only been hours. I knew I could count on them. They love Emand would do anything to see her happy, including helping me fix my mistakes.
I quickly explain what I need from them and get confirmation that they’re all on board. Just as we finish exchanging messages, I receive texts from another group chat, the one I share with the guys.
Hayes
Stop messaging my wife in the middle of the night, Ford!
Burkley
I was coming to say the same. Don’t you have your own woman now?
Me
Fuck off.
Adler
Shit! You texting BOTH their wives?! You’ve got bigger balls than I do, man.
Ellis
Is this a thing? We’re allowed to message your wives without getting beat up?? Why didn’t you guys tell me!
Me
You guys are idiots.
Burkley
Send my wife another naked picture and I’ll kill you, Ellis!
Hayes
YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, ELLIS! Better not show up on the plane tomorrow!
Adler
BRO… Did you really send Morg and Cece dick pics?
Ellis
It wasn’t a dick pic! The image cuts off right before my junk. And I didn’t ONLY send it to Morgan and Cecilia. Emma, Aubrey, and Ronnie got one too.
Me
YOU SENT A DICK PIC TO MY SISTER!?!
Ellis
IT’S NOT A DICK PIC!!!
