Bella: This is amazing!
Summer: He was really sweet about everything, but I was mortified because it was my first kiss.
Bella: It was not!
Me: Wait. Really? I didn’t know that part.
Raven: It was his first kiss too.
Bella: SHUT UP! THAT’S SO ROMANTIC!!!
Summer: It was the opposite of romantic.
Me: Sounds like he has my bad luck.
Bella: Is he single?
Raven: Tired of Hardy already?
Bella: Not for me, for Summer.
Summer: Nope. We’re shopping for Lucy’s man meat. I am off the meat market.
Raven: Eww. Please don’t use the term meat when referring to my brother.
Summer: So should I set up the date, Lucy?
Me: With brace face?
Raven: Hehe, now that nickname I like.
Summer: No, with your hottie in the uniform.
Me: What kind of uniform?
Bella: Does it matter? It’ll look good on your bedroom floor.
Me: And you promise he’s not a creep?
Summer: I don’t think he is.
Raven: That does not inspireconfidence.
Summer: But he’s so cute! He looks like Ben Affleck!
Me: He is cute. And I do love a good butt chin.
Raven: You mean cleft chin.
Summer: Then it’s settled?
Raven: You could just play it safe with coffee.
Me: Raven, you have the most sense out of all of us. Why are you encouraging this?
Raven: Honestly, I don’t know.
Bella: I’ll watch your class.
