Summer: Can we get back to Lucy’s date?
Bella: Thanks for wrangling the kittens, mom!
Summer: I got you.
Raven: Kittens?
Bella: Kittens are hard to wrangle because they do what they want and wander all over. Just like this convo.
Raven: Ah.
Me: I’m not going on a date. When would I even have time?
Bella: We’ll help.
Summer: He’s a man in uniform!
Raven: What kind of uniform?
Me: Is he a firefighter?
Summer: …
Raven:
Summer: He’s my cousin’s best friend’s older brother…in-law.
Bella: Come again, now?
Raven: I couldn’t follow that if I tried.
Me: So you don’t know him personally?
Summer: Not technically, but he’s cute. I sent a picture earlier. Scroll up.
Me: Oh yeah. I saw it.
Summer: So, what do you think? Can I set it up?
Me: Summer, are you sure you don’t want to date him?
Summer: He’s not my type.
Raven: Yeah, her type is her best friend’s brother.
Summer: Oh my God, Raven. That was one time!
Bella: What was one time?
Me: You don’t know this story?
Bella: What story?Tell me the story!
Summer: I kissed Raven’s brother RJ in tenth grade. It was during a game of truth or dare.
Raven: He still asks about you.
Me: He does not!
