Marcus:Happy to be here! The station's excited to help.
Parker:We've been practicing skating. It's going... not great
Wall:Define "not great"
Parker:Three guys fell. One cried.
Petrov:This is normal. Crying is part of learning.
Becker:Is it though?
Petrov:In Russia, yes.
Groover:Everything is "in Russia" with you
Washington:Can we please stay on topic?
MamaPaws:What's the topic, dear?
Washington:I... don't remember anymore.
I snort. This chat is a disaster. I love it.
More messages:
Jinx:Has anyone seen my lucky socks? I left them at the bar
Hunter:The green ones?
Jinx:YES
Hunter:Hendrix has them
Jinx:WHAT
Hunter:He made a nest
Jinx:OUT OF MY LUCKY SOCKS?
Kayla:It's actually really cute
Jinx:IT'S NOT CUTE IT'S SABOTAGE
I'm wheezing now. Man-Bun is giving me concerned looks from the other end of the bar.
Becker:quick poll: is Die Hard a christmas movie
Wall:NO
Groover:YES
Marcus:The station says yes, 7-2
Wall:THE STATION IS WRONG
Washington:I'm not doing this again
I'm about to chip in when someone taps my shoulder.
