There. Done. Boundaries established.
OnlyNewRadicals_69:got it
OnlyNewRadicals_69:so anyway. you hot?
I stare at my phone like it just grew teeth.
Does he thinkstraightmeans something else? Is this some kind of test?
Need_Tailor_Chicago:I'm not answering that.
OnlyNewRadicals_69:so you ARE hot. got it.
This guy is unbelievable.
Need_Tailor_Chicago:Did you miss the part where I said I'm straight?
OnlyNewRadicals_69:nope. heard you loud and clear. just chose to ignore it
I'm laughing again. I can't help it. The audacity.
Need_Tailor_Chicago:You're ridiculous.
*nlyNewRadicals_69:thank you??
Okay. Should I be weirded out? What if he's a stalker or something?
OnlyNewRadicals_69:guess i'll have to keep throwing myself at unavailable straight guys like the disaster i am
Okay, now I feel bad.
Need_Tailor_Chicago:That's harsh.
OnlyNewRadicals_69:self-awareness is sexy
OnlyNewRadicals_69:also it's true. i'm a walking catastrophe. last week i locked myself in a bathroom
Need_Tailor_Chicago:How do you lock yourself IN a bathroom?
OnlyNewRadicals_69:talent. dedication. poor life choices
OnlyNewRadicals_69:anyway someone had to rescue me. it was humiliating. i'm still processing the trauma
I'm grinning now, the loss feeling about a thousand miles away.
Need_Tailor_Chicago:Sounds rough.
OnlyNewRadicals_69:the WORST part? the guy who rescued me was mad hot
OnlyNewRadicals_69:like, offensively attractive
OnlyNewRadicals_69:and of course i was at my most pathetic
Need_Tailor_Chicago:Did you get his number?
Why did I ask that?
OnlyNewRadicals_69:lmaooo no
