Gwynning: …
xVerity: Knot, philosophically Gwynn is correct.
KnotMyProblem: It's all in the context, baby
xVerity: …
xVerity: Did you just call me baby?
xVerity: Please never do that again.
KnotMyProblem: No, but okay.
KnotMyProblem: WHAT I MEAN IS
KnotMyProblem: In a glitter war there is a winner and loser
KnotMyProblem: The winner is the person who doesn't get glittered. The loser is the person who's about to shine bright like a diamond for the rest of their natural life
GlitterDoctor: I don't know. I could live with being the loser in a glitter war. I think I could make that look work
Gwynning: And what about retaliation?
Gwynning: If the loser from the last war strikes back, then both of you are losers
KnotMyProblem: A naive but understandable outlook. But you see, dear Gwynn, it again comes down to context
TeenDad2: ???
TeenDad2: I'm so lost
KnotMyProblem: Then let me show you the way
KnotMyProblem: @Curious in Dallas asked how to START and win a glitter war
KnotMyProblem: So, CiD, here's your answer:
KnotMyProblem: Plan your attack so that you're not nearby when the mess happens, then change your name, hop on a plane, and start your life somewhere new
KnotMyProblem: Because once you start a glitter war, the glitter war has you for life
KnotMyProblem: There is no coming back from it
KnotMyProblem: But sometimes, revenge is worth the extra sparkle
August 4, 2019
Shadow15 Has Joined the Chat
Shadow15: Now that none of you are single, will you change the group name?
xVerity: What a great question.
TeenDad2: OMG no we can't change the group name
TeenDad2: can we?
GlitterDoctor: TD, we can do anything we want, as long as we believe in ourselves
