KnotMyProblem: Why do you have to be so NICE, xV? Fine. I’ll stop calling you a horndog. Consider it an anniversary gift
xVerity: Thank you.
GlitterDoctor: Guys, I just thought of something
TeenDad2: What?
GlitterDoctor: You know what can be made out of aluminum?
GlitterDoctor: GLITTER
KnotMyProblem: it’s a SIGN
KnotMyProblem: Next year, you, me, the Dads, and a metric fuckton of aluminum glitter
KnotMyProblem: Los Angeles will never be the same
Unreleased Chat #4
BrilliantlyBostonian Has Joined the Chat
BrilliantlyBostonian: If you were a superhero, what would your name be and what superpower would you want to have?
xVerity: I’m already dreading Knot’s answer to this question.
TeenDad2: LOL xV. Savage!!
TeenDad2: That should be your superhero name. Unexpectedly Savage Man
GlitterDoctor: This is making me want to turn the Single Dads into the League of Extraordinarily Disappointing Superheroes
Gwynning: I actually love that idea
Gwynning: I’ll be Math Man. Not to be confused with the cryptid Mothman
TeenDad2: Is he your nemesis, Gwynn?
Gwynning: Probably. But it’s a one-sided rivalry. Mothman doesn’t know I exist, just like the rest of the population, and I want to get rid of him so people finally acknowledge my existence
xVerity: I mean, Mothman is a giant moth alien, and you’re a mathematician.
TeenDad2: OMG the Mathemagician would be a good name, too! Maybe you can just change your name and that’ll take care of the problem
Gwynning: See? Worst superhero ever. I don’t even win fights—I just find ways to move on
TeenDad2: It’s okay, Gwynn. Mathemagician is a cooler name, anyway. Mothman can keep his boring name. We’ll get you a really cool outfit and then he’ll be the one who’s jealous
LoveHarley: i bet gwynn can solve any problem as the mathemagician
TeenDad2: SUPER HARLEY!!!
TeenDad2: hi
LoveHarley: hi TD
LoveHarley: is that my superhero name? super harley?
xVerity: It could be.
