KnotMyProblem: What the hell is made out of aluminum except for foil?
GlitterDoctor: Ohh, apparently we could do diamonds instead
GlitterDoctor: Dads, I want to be DROWNED in ice
xVerity: Somehow I think that’s not happening.
TeenDad2: Google says that the twenty-five-year anniversary gift is silver
Gwynning: Silver is doable
GlitterDoctor: I like silver
KnotMyProblem: I think we need to forget about the metal. No good will come out of the bunch of us handling hard, heavy things
Gwynning: Uh…
KnotMyProblem: Get your mind out of the gutter, old man. For once I wasn’t trying to be suggestive
GlitterDoctor: He’s afraid one of us will gift you silver-coated iron knuckles one of these years, Gwynn
TeenDad2: OMG Glit!
GlitterDoctor: Just saying
LoveHarley: for our tenth anniversary all of u should come to LA
LoveHarley: u can stay with me and Evie. we have plenty of guest bedrooms
TeenDad2: YES!!! Guys, can we please do this??
TeenDad2: Beach vacation!!
GlitterDoctor: You know, that does sound nice
Gwynning: It has been a while since Fiji
KnotMyProblem: Harley, do you have accidental glitter coverage on your house?
LoveHarley: no
KnotMyProblem: Investigate adding it to your insurance before the tenth-year anniversary. I’ve got a score to settle with a certain HORNDOG DOCTOR
xVerity: I wish you wouldn’t.
KnotMyProblem: Oh, you can wish as much as you want. I’m gonna glitter the shit out of you anyway for the whole p-bot thing
xVerity: No, I don’t mind that. I mean, I wish you wouldn’t call me a horndog doctor.
KnotMyProblem: And I wish you wouldn’t have enabled Gwynn to be EVIL, but we can’t always get what we want, can we?
TeenDad2: Seriously though, Knot, be nice to xV :(
LoveHarley: (or hell ban u)
xVerity: I really would appreciate it if you didn’t.
KnotMyProblem: UGH
