KnotMyProblem: Puppies or kitties?
KnotMyProblem: You know, I’ve actually put a lot of thought into this
TeenDad2: You have?
KnotMyProblem: Well, yeah. For a while I thought the whole concept was kind of hot, but idk, it can be a lot to deal with all the time. Having a boy is easier
TeenDad2: … 0.0
KnotMyProblem: So, here’s what I concluded after about six months of experimentation: puppies are sweet, but they’re so high maintenance, and I’m an exceptionally busy guy. Kitties are just as sweet, but they’re a little more independent. They cuddle you when they want to, but they’re able to do their own thing and not fall to pieces if you’re away for a while. Plus, I think kitties are sexier
Gwynning: I… I don’t know what to say about this
TeenDad2: POOR PLACENTY :crying emoji:
xVerity: Poor Matthew.
LoveHarley: knot, r u ok?
KnotMyProblem: … What?
GlitterDoctor: You just admitted to diddling animals
GlitterDoctor: [popcorn.gif]
TeenDad2: :crying emoji:
KnotMyProblem: WHAT
KnotMyProblem: … I misunderstood the question, didn’t I?
KnotMyProblem: god DAMMIT
KnotMyProblem: Okay, first of all, NO. What kind of a guy do you take me for?!
KnotMyProblem: Second of all, since when do the interdimensional strangers ask G-rated questions?
TeenDad2: You mean you don’t actually have sex with puppies and kitties?
KnotMyProblem: NO
KnotMyProblem: I think it’s hot when other people like roleplaying as them, but I don’t actively have sex with animals
LoveHarley: im glad it was a misunderstanding
TeenDad2: Me too
KnotMyProblem: I can’t believe you’d think I’d do something like that. I know I’m a menace to society, but really?
GlitterDoctor: What was that you guys told me about duck dicks not all that long ago?
KnotMyProblem: REALLY? We talk about duck dicks one time and suddenly I’m the animal diddler?
TeenDad2: To be fair, it was a very traumatic one time
xVerity: I thought we passed a motion where we’d only talk about the duck incident once a year to preserve what little is left of our collective sanity.
Gwynning: We did
