TeenDad2: DIBS ON FLOWERS
KnotMyProblem: Fine, I’ll spring for the venue I GUESS
GlitterDoctor: All of you are insane
GlitterDoctor: Harley, you okay?
LoveHarley: sorry, guys
LoveHarley: we got home from canada not all that long ago, and Simon wants me to come back to bed
LoveHarley: grabbed my phone and everything :)
KnotMyProblem: He grabbed your “phone,” huh?
TeenDad2: omg KNOT
KnotMyProblem: You know as well as I do that more than “phone grabbing” just occurred, TD
KnotMyProblem: Just saying
xVerity: We’ll fill you in on glitter removal techniques later, Harley. Go relax with Simon.
GlitterDoctor: Hmm, where were we?
GlitterDoctor: I guess to tie this Ted Talk back to your original question, coconut oil is safe for skin, hair, and parts down there
Gwynning: Which is the medical term, btw
Gwynning: You heard it from the doctor himself
GlitterDoctor: Yes, thank you
GlitterDoctor: Anyway, the vacuum is going to be your best friend if you have glitter on your carpet or furniture
TeenDad2: But I’ve vacuumed like six billion times by now, and I still find it, Glit :(
GlitterDoctor: It’s tricky
GlitterDoctor: If you really want it gone, wrap tape around your hands so the adhesive side is facing outward, then dab problem areas, getting as close to the backing as you can
GlitterDoctor: Another option is to burn down your house
TeenDad2: :( :( :(
GlitterDoctor: Sorry, TD
GlitterDoctor: On the plus side, if you do, it’ll be the most fabulous fire of all
December 8, 2019
Cassia V Has Joined the Chat
Cassia V: Hi, Gwynn, I hope you, Alex, and the whole family are good! I think I'm not the only one dying to know, but can you please share how I can annoy my friends with that placenta bot? Seriously, it's insanely funny!
Placenta-bot: [babyandplacenta.jpg]
KnotMyProblem: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK
