TeenDad2: I’m taking notes
GlitterDoctor: Good!
GlitterDoctor: With this much shine comes great responsibility. Notes are a great way to prove you’re serious about being fabulous
GlitterDoctor: So back to the lesson—if you get glitter on your clothes, you can either use lint rollers or tape to try to capture it, or if that’s not working for you, my go-to trick is to give it a good spritz with hairspray and let it sit. The glitter should bond to the hairspray, and then it’ll just fall off
xVerity: I have a feeling you’ve done this before.
GlitterDoctor: Oh, you don’t know the half of it
GlitterDoctor: Glitter on your skin can usually be dealt with by using some coconut oil. Warm up in your hands, slather it on, then wash it off. Not only will you be glitter free, but your skin will thank you, probably. Unless you’re allergic to coconuts. Then you’re fucked.
TeenDad2: LOL
Gwynning: Alas, natural selection at its finest
Gwynning: Allergic to coconuts? Just let the glitter take you. It’s over
GlitterDoctor: Oh, I’d also recommend coconut oil for hair. You’ll be glitter free and silky by the end. Win-win!
LoveHarley: i feel like i missed something
TeenDad2: HARLEY!!!
TeenDad2: Hi <3
TeenDad2: We’re talking about glitter
LoveHarley: ok
LoveHarley: who are we bombing this time?
KnotMyProblem: No one, I think
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn and I have an uneasy truce going, now that I’m his son and all, and Bankes has disappeared into the wilds of New York to live with the rats and pigeons. I’ve been thinking about glitter bombing Glit, since he’s been so pl*centa-happy lately, but the bastard would probably like it, so for now I’m biding my time
GlitterDoctor: We’re actually talking about how to get glitter out of things instead of onto them
LoveHarley: whoa
LoveHarley: thats new
LoveHarley: kdmdm im hd
TeenDad2: Harley…?
TeenDad2: What… what does that mean?
TeenDad2: Is that Canadian slang?
Gwynning: I have no idea
xVerity: Let us know you’re okay, Harley.
xVerity: Everyone else, prepare for his funeral.
Gwynning: Dibs on catering
