KnotMyProblem: FUCK
KnotMyProblem: GLIT, YOU TRAITOR!
KnotMyProblem: GOODBYE!
[KnotMyProblem has left the chat]
TeenDad2: Oops. He went away
GlitterDoctor: Did he?
GlitterDoctor: Or did he… POOF! Disappear?
xVerity: What are you getting at, Glit?
GlitterDoctor: Nothing much, just…
GlitterDoctor: In a world where magic doesn’t exist, look for wonder wherever you can find it. It may be closer than you think
December 1, 2019
ChaosWink Has Joined the Chat
ChaosWink: How do you get glitter out of your hair and well… let’s just say other places?
KnotMyProblem: Ah, a victim of a glitter war, I see
KnotMyProblem: You aren’t secretly Bankes, are you?
Gwynning: I don’t think so
KnotMyProblem: You never know
GlitterDoctor: Nope, I’m getting a distinctly non-douchey vibe from our friend here. Definitely not Bankes, if what you told us about Bankes is to be believed
KnotMyProblem: You’re right
KnotMyProblem: Can’t blame a guy for being cautious
TeenDad2: I’m gonna be over here following this conversation, because I’m still finding glitter in my carpet to this day
GlitterDoctor: Then strap yourself in, because it’s going to be a fabulous ride
KnotMyProblem: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT
GlitterDoctor: Knot, what the hell?
KnotMyProblem: Sorry, I got excited
GlitterDoctor: Okay, well, that’s fine, I guess
GlitterDoctor: Just don’t do it again
GlitterDoctor: So first things first, glitter removal is a multifaceted process that varies depending on what items in your life have been blessed by the glitter gods
GlitterDoctor: I’ll start by saying that you should never, ever throw something enriched with glitter into the wash
GlitterDoctor: If you do, all your clothes will sparkle forever and ever, even the new ones, amen
