KnotMyProblem: xV, slapping you upside the face with extra-raw reality realness
KnotMyProblem: And in case any of you were curious, my favorite childhood memory involves the time I was able to sneak up on one of the deer pissing on my dad's truck and chuck a roll of toilet paper at his head. The roll got stuck on his antler, and he ran off into the forest while toilet paper streamed majestically behind him like a veil. I don't think I stopped laughing for hours. We kept seeing him for a while after that. Eventually the toilet paper fell off, but it stayed there for at least a few days, maybe a week. After that, my brothers carried toilet paper with them wherever they went, just in case. Catherine didn't. She was always the xV of the family
xVerity: And what does that mean?
KnotMyProblem: Responsible and levelheaded
KnotMyProblem: Don't worry, xV, you're no douche canoe
xVerity: Thank goodness.
KnotMyProblem: And that's the story of the time that I TP'd a deer
KnotMyProblem: You can't make this shit up.
November 10, 2019
???
KnotMyProblem: …
KnotMyProblem: This is weird
TeenDad2: what??
KnotMyProblem: The silence
xVerity: What do you mean, Knot?
KnotMyProblem: It’s Sunday
KnotMyProblem: The authors always send a newcomer our way on Sunday
Gwynning: Are you seriously going on about the authors again?
Gwynning: I’m starting to worry
GlitterDoctor: Could be nothing
GlitterDoctor: Could be psychosis
GlitterDoctor: Tough call
KnotMyProblem: ARGH
KnotMyProblem: I wish you guys would use GOOGLE
KnotMyProblem: Speaking of, maybe I should google what’s going on, since this is UNUSUAL and SUSPICIOUS
Gwynning: Like Harley being quiet for so long?
TeenDad2: imo that’s way more unusual and suspicious :(
TeenDad2: @LoveHarley we miss you
GlitterDoctor: Guys, if you want him, you just need to force him to pay attention
GlitterDoctor: *clears throat*
