TeenDad2: Uh, people who like crafts?
KnotMyProblem: TROUBLEMAKERS
GlitterDoctor: Knot, you were the one who requested I get it
KnotMyProblem: I mean, I'm not excluding myself from the troublemaker category. I'm just saying there are other troublemakers out there worse than me
KnotMyProblem: You gotta be careful these days
KnotMyProblem: You never know whose wedding might get glitterbombed next
LoveHarley: or whose wedding guests :)
TeenDad2: OMG Harley, you wouldn't!!
LoveHarley: oh not u TD
LoveHarley: maybe not anyone
KnotMyProblem: Do you mean maybe Knot, anyone?
LoveHarley: i didn't say that
GlitterDoctor: ANYWAY again
GlitterDoctor: I'd recommend Meadowbrook glitter for your bulk glitter needs, but if you want cosmetic glitter, my favorite site is ecostardust. They've got really fine, really pretty glitter and really chunky, really fun glitter. If you're the type who would glue glitter to their face for a festival, A) give me a call and let's party; and B) you seriously need to check out this site
GlitterDoctor: Fuck, now I want to go out partying
TeenDad2: Single Dad Club Night??!
TeenDad2: Can we make xV dance???
TeenDad2: CAN WE PUT GLITTER ON HIM?!?
xVerity: No.
KnotMyProblem: Yes
Gwynning: xV and I will sit at the bar and watch everyone else dance
GlitterDoctor: Gwynn, drinks are really expensive. Unless your new baby is YouTube famous and you're rolling in the moneybux, you need to pre-game. And if we can get xV to pre-game hard enough, we might be able to convince him to put some glitter on before we go
xVerity: Children.
TeenDad2: What??
TeenDad2: It'd be fuuuun
KnotMyProblem: You want to come join me on the moon, xV?
xVerity: No, thank you, Knot.
xVerity: I have a better plan.
KnotMyProblem: What could be better than the moon base?
xVerity: I'll volunteer as designated driver.
