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TeenDad2: What do you guys think happens to the people who join the chat, post one thing, and then are never heard from again?

KnotMyProblem: It's all the P-words, TD. What do you think they live off of? They have to eat something

TeenDad2: OMG

TeenDad2: WTF

TeenDad2: The placenta EAT THEM?

Placenta-bot: [bloodyplacenta.jpg]

KnotMyProblem: BRB throwing up

KnotMyProblem: WHY COULDN’T THAT BOT GO ON VACATION???

KnotMyProblem: And why didn't I actually move to the moon?

KnotMyProblem: It's safer on the moon

GlitterDoctor: Guys, stop it. It's my time to shine. Literally. Can you all just resty your testes and let me do my thing?

TeenDad2: I AM LITERALLY DYING

TeenDad2: RESTY YOUR TESTES?

Gwynning: That might be the best line that’s ever been typed into this chat, Glit

xVerity: TD, Knot, until Glit has answered his question, can you please be nice? He's trying to be helpful.

KnotMyProblem: Or hurtful

KnotMyProblem: What kind of a person wants to know where you can get an industrial-size quantity of glitter?

KnotMyProblem: I'll tell you who: TROUBLEMAKERS

KnotMyProblem: ARE YOU ON #TEAMGWYNN, YAOIFANMO?

LoveHarley: maybe she likes crafts

TeenDad2: Harley's right, Knot

TeenDad2: Maybe Kashonna just likes making crafts

LoveHarley: sparkly crafts

GlitterDoctor: ANYWAY

GlitterDoctor: To answer your question, @Yaoifanmo, there are a few places you can get bulk glitter from. The issue I ran into with the Fiji project was that I needed it to be biodegradable glitter. Not enough people know that regular glitter is a micro plastic, and contributes to pollution. Fabulous pollution, but pollution nevertheless. Since Fiji is a spotless paradise, I needed to make sure that I did the right thing by buying glitter that would break down over time

GlitterDoctor: So, in my research, I discovered a biodegradable glitter wholesaler—which is an untapped market, by the way. All you entrepreneurial types, get on that

GlitterDoctor: Google Meadowbrook glitter and you'll find it

GlitterDoctor: The site gives you a choice of cellulose glitter, which has the most color options and is what most biodegradable glitter is made from, and "bio-crystalina" glitter. The bio-cystalina was a little expensive for my tastes, and the color selection was too limited for what I needed, but I'm interested in investigating it in the future. If you end up getting some before I do, let me know how it goes

GlitterDoctor: OH and before I forget, you can order crazy amounts. Between 10 to 99 pounds is their minimum, so that should keep you set

KnotMyProblem: Who needs 99 pounds of glitter?