TeenDad2: :horrified emoji:
TeenDad2: HIS TOILET BOWL
KnotMyProblem: It's the only place in the house connected to the sewer where we keep standing water
KnotMyProblem: It probably likes burrowing in the pipes as much as it likes burrowing in rock and sand
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
xVerity: I'll give him a call to see if he's all right.
GlitterDoctor: I'm fine you guys, I'm fine
GlitterDoctor: I had to talk to Shep real quick before he left with Caleb and Everett for the gym
TeenDad2: I'm glad the worm didn't get you
GlitterDoctor: Don't worry, my body is a strictly worm-free zone
GlitterDoctor: I'm too used to anacondas to settle for less
TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:
KnotMyProblem: I love this chat sometimes
GlitterDoctor: So, uh, the whole baby thing
GlitterDoctor: It's kind of weird
TeenDad2: You don't have to answer if it makes you uncomfortable, Glit
GlitterDoctor: No, it's not that
GlitterDoctor: It's just a really weird dynamic I'm still trying to wrap my head around
KnotMyProblem: That might be because heads aren't good for wrapping
KnotMyProblem: Legs are better
TeenDad2: omg
TeenDad2: KNOT
KnotMyProblem: What???
KnotMyProblem: Arms work, too
GlitterDoctor: Don't worry, TD. I only listen to him about half the time
GlitterDoctor: For the record, I wasn't interested in having more kids at all because of things that have happened in my past. Thinking about trusting a guy enough to have a kid with him is really hard for me. But Caleb and Everett are different, and they've been starting to change my mind
GlitterDoctor: The problem is, Caleb is scared shitless at the idea of fathering a child because he's afraid the baby will be born sick
GlitterDoctor: In a perfect world, if the three of us were going to have a baby I wouldn't want to know who the father is, but right now I don't think that's possible
GlitterDoctor: Everett has been uh… dropping hints that he'd like to expand our family. He hasn't outright asked, but I'm smart enough that I can put two and two together. And if I'm reading the signs right, Caleb is in on it and encouraging him
GlitterDoctor: But I'm not sure that's what I want
