KnotMyProblem: I TOLD you there was something going on
KnotMyProblem: But does anyone ever believe me? No.
xVerity: You do tend to embellish the details quite a bit, Knot.
KnotMyProblem: Embellishing the details doesn't mean lying, xV
KnotMyProblem: It means making the truth BETTER
xVerity: Uh huh.
KnotMyProblem: And FYI, I never embellished the details about that weird author takeover a couple months ago
KnotMyProblem: That was weird enough without me making anything up
TeenDad2: So are you gonna answer the question, Glit?
Gwynning: I think I heard the sound of an engine powering up
Gwynning: He might have left for the moon
KnotMyProblem: WHAT
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, did you give him the keys to the rocket?
Gwynning: Nope
KnotMyProblem: Then that bastard learned how to hotwire a spaceship
KnotMyProblem: We have no choice but to do what's right and become the space police
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, come. Everywhere but our planet needs us.
TeenDad2: LOL
Gwynning: How about you become the space police? I'll stay on earth and run dispatch for you
KnotMyProblem: Nope, sorry. This screwball cop needs a straitlaced officer partner. We'll have TD run dispatch
KnotMyProblem: Harley can be our SVU
xVerity: What about me?
KnotMyProblem: You'll be the… police chief
xVerity: I can get behind that.
Gwynning: In all seriousness, do you guys think Glit is okay?
KnotMyProblem: Yes. Either that or a bobbitt worm got him
TeenDad2: ??? it's been like over a year since we were in Fiji
KnotMyProblem: I know
KnotMyProblem: It's a worm, TD
KnotMyProblem: It can't exactly hop in the plane and take a taxi from the airport to get to Glit's place. It had to travel across the ocean and through the sewers until it could strike from his toilet bowl