Page 27 of Single Dad Sundays


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KnotMyProblem: Five MONTHS

KnotMyProblem: I'm impressed

TeenDad2: I mean, apart from being nauseous and bloated and cranky and hormonal and tired all the time, it's not like pregnancy is hard work. It's kind of something that just happens to you. It's not like I have to actively try to grow my baby

LoveHarley: LOL

TeenDad2: HARLEY!

LoveHarley: im just imagining TD sitting there with his muscles all clenched like "HRRRR" trying to grow a baby

GlitterDoctor: God, I hope not

GlitterDoctor: "HRRR"ing is not recommended during pregnancy

xVerity: Two out of two doctors agree.

KnotMyProblem: What I meant by "I'm impressed" was that I'm impressed you kept it a secret from us for so long

KnotMyProblem: If there was a betting pool about when you'd spill the beans, I would've pegged you at two or three months

TeenDad2: I can keep a secret, you know!!

TeenDad2: Sometimes

TeenDad2: I kept Bo a secret for years

KnotMyProblem: See, you keep the wrong kinds of secrets

KnotMyProblem: You've got like, an inverse secret keeping problem

KnotMyProblem: You keep things secret that should be out in the open, and blab about all the things that should be secret

TeenDad2: Not all the things!

KnotMyProblem: You're right

TeenDad2: But I'll admit to maybe a few of them

xVerity: So, what was the answer to the question, TD?

xVerity: How many children would you like to have?

TeenDad2: omg

TeenDad2: I can't believe I almost forgot to answer

TeenDad2: I got so excited that I got ahead of myself

KnotMyProblem: That's what fame does to you

TeenDad2: ???

KnotMyProblem: Just speaking from what I've seen at the office

KnotMyProblem: Don't mind me

TeenDad2: So my perfect number of children is ALL of them