KnotMyProblem: Five MONTHS
KnotMyProblem: I'm impressed
TeenDad2: I mean, apart from being nauseous and bloated and cranky and hormonal and tired all the time, it's not like pregnancy is hard work. It's kind of something that just happens to you. It's not like I have to actively try to grow my baby
LoveHarley: LOL
TeenDad2: HARLEY!
LoveHarley: im just imagining TD sitting there with his muscles all clenched like "HRRRR" trying to grow a baby
GlitterDoctor: God, I hope not
GlitterDoctor: "HRRR"ing is not recommended during pregnancy
xVerity: Two out of two doctors agree.
KnotMyProblem: What I meant by "I'm impressed" was that I'm impressed you kept it a secret from us for so long
KnotMyProblem: If there was a betting pool about when you'd spill the beans, I would've pegged you at two or three months
TeenDad2: I can keep a secret, you know!!
TeenDad2: Sometimes
TeenDad2: I kept Bo a secret for years
KnotMyProblem: See, you keep the wrong kinds of secrets
KnotMyProblem: You've got like, an inverse secret keeping problem
KnotMyProblem: You keep things secret that should be out in the open, and blab about all the things that should be secret
TeenDad2: Not all the things!
KnotMyProblem: You're right
TeenDad2: But I'll admit to maybe a few of them
xVerity: So, what was the answer to the question, TD?
xVerity: How many children would you like to have?
TeenDad2: omg
TeenDad2: I can't believe I almost forgot to answer
TeenDad2: I got so excited that I got ahead of myself
KnotMyProblem: That's what fame does to you
TeenDad2: ???
KnotMyProblem: Just speaking from what I've seen at the office
KnotMyProblem: Don't mind me
TeenDad2: So my perfect number of children is ALL of them