KnotMyProblem: All you have to do is imagine me, but drunk and painfully single, discovering what I believe to be a group chat for single Daddies
KnotMyProblem: What else am I going to do but come up with a hot AF username?
GlitterDoctor: Okay, so help me out here
KnotMyProblem: Sure
GlitterDoctor: I'm not really into this whole Daddy thing
KnotMyProblem: Okay
GlitterDoctor: So… how does your name relate to being a Daddy?
xVerity: I'm routinely astounded by the conversations carried out in this group.
Gwynning: Bet you never thought your innocent single dad support group would come to this, huh?
xVerity: I can truthfully say it hadn't ever crossed my mind.
KnotMyProblem: Don't lie—I make your life more spicy and you love it
xVerity: You certainly are the sriracha to our white rice, Knot.
KnotMyProblem: So to get back to Glit's question, this was my thought process
KnotMyProblem: There are all kinds of Daddies out there, but I'm the type who just wants to spoil my good boy. I'm not really into the whole discipline thing. When I joined the group, my problem was that I didn't have a boy at all, so I figured a good way to set me apart from the rest would be to state up front what I like, and what kind of Daddy I am.
KnotMyProblem: If I was a disciplinarian, I might've called myself SpankMyProblem or PunishMyProblem or MakeMyProblemSitInTimeOut or NoDickForMyProblem, but I'm a giver
GlitterDoctor: Wow
GlitterDoctor: So like, CuddleMyProblem was already taken, or…?
KnotMyProblem: haha
TeenDad2: I'M DYING
KnotMyProblem: Glit, if my boy's been good, you know I'm gonna knot him
KnotMyProblem: It's what every boy wants, after all
KnotMyProblem: And if my boy DOESN'T want my knot more than anything else, he's not my boy
Gwynning: Oh god, my eyes
Gwynning: I'm gone
xVerity: We need to devise a spoiler system.
Gwynning: Spoiler system to keep me out of the solar system
KnotMyProblem: Sorry Gwynn
KnotMyProblem: I can't help it that your boy loves the D
GlitterDoctor: and the K, allegedly
KnotMyProblem: Oh, there's nothing alleged about that ;)
