Page 22 of Single Dad Sundays


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TeenDad2: GROSS

xVerity: I'm both amused and horrified.

xVerity: Continue.

Gwynning: Knot, before you start, will I need to leave, too?

Gwynning: My spaceship takes a while to power on, so I appreciate the heads up

KnotMyProblem: I mean, I'm not going to be explicitly talking about Matthew if that's what you're worried about

GlitterDoctor: Note that he said "about Matthew"

GlitterDoctor: I'm taking it as a warning that there's no telling what other explicit things might come out of his mouth

TeenDad2: It's more like his fingers :(

GlitterDoctor: Yes, fingers

GlitterDoctor: All kinds of explicit things right from the tips of those dirty digits

TeenDad2: :vomiting emoji:

KnotMyProblem: Dirty digits… I like it

Gwynning: So do I need to leave for the moon or not?

KnotMyProblem: Nah, shantay, you stay.

KnotMyProblem: TD, sashay away.

Gwynning: I'll pretend I know what you mean

KnotMyProblem: …

KnotMyProblem: Has Alex taught you nothing?

KnotMyProblem: Anyway, it's no big deal

KnotMyProblem: Buckle up kids, because it's story time

GlitterDoctor: Calling it now

GlitterDoctor: It was a dark and stormy night…

KnotMyProblem: IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT, and—

KnotMyProblem: HEY

LoveHarley: im dying

TeenDad2: HARLEY!!!

LoveHarley: hey TD

TeenDad2: I'm glad you made it for story time

KnotMyProblem: well, it doesn't matter if it was stormy… or night