KnotMyProblem: Spoiler: it isn't urine
GlitterDoctor: Ah, of course
GlitterDoctor: Blood
KnotMyProblem: I—
KnotMyProblem: WHAT
KnotMyProblem: NO
xVerity: Well, that escalated quickly.
TeenDad2: I'M DYING
KnotMyProblem: Glit, what kind of heavy metal dicks are rubbing up in your mosh pit?
KnotMyProblem: BLOOD SHOULD NOT BE COMING OUT OF ANY DICK
LoveHarley: unless ur trying to kill someone
LoveHarley: then it might be a good sign
TeenDad2: I can't breathe
TeenDad2: RIP me
GlitterDoctor: Is blood coming out of your dick, TD? You might still be alive if not
Gwynning: is this conversation really happening?
xVerity: I'm afraid so.
TeenDad2: BEST CONVO EVER
TeenDad2: I'm laughing so hard Bo and Penny are concerned for my wellbeing
KnotMyProblem: Well, as long as you're not bleeding from the dick, you should be fine
KnotMyProblem: ANYWAY, moving on, I know a lot about animals that piss on things because I grew up in the backwoods of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. While I adjusted fabulously to New York culture, I didn't grow up there. I mean, I still grew up poor, but at least I had trees
KnotMyProblem: we had this deer for a few years that kept coming over and pissing all over my dad's truck at night. It was really rude.
TeenDad2: Wow
TeenDad2: I never knew that about you, Knot
TeenDad2: What other secrets are you hiding???
KnotMyProblem: That information is restricted to individuals with level X clearance
xVerity: I'm sure all of us are grateful.
Gwynning: Very much so
GlitterDoctor: Well, I mean it doesn't take much to figure out that you're a vampire, what with your blood dicks and all
KnotMyProblem: I DO NOT
