GlitterDoctor: We should coordinate it for the night we actually go clubbing
GlitterDoctor: Don't think I've forgotten that all of you flaked on me
GlitterDoctor: I'm going to get all of you on the dance floor one day
KnotMyProblem: And on that day, I'll rock the prettiest panties of them all.
September 1, 2019
Puggysmalls Has Joined the Chat
Puggysmalls: Godzilla fans anyone? The new movie is fricken epic!!!
KnotMyProblem: You know, I was never a big fan of smashy monster movies until I inherited a monster of my own
TeenDad2: Placenty???
KnotMyProblem: NO
KnotMyProblem: Emily
TeenDad2: Oh
KnotMyProblem: And I don't mean that in an evil stepdad way. She literally pretends she's a huge monster that can smash cities
Gwynning: It made gardening impossible
KnotMyProblem: We've had to erect squirrel fences around our petunias
xVerity: Squirrel… fences?
KnotMyProblem: You know
KnotMyProblem: Chicken wire
KnotMyProblem: You make like a little cage and you put it over the plants you don't want to get eaten or pissed on
LoveHarley: LOL
TeenDad2: HARLEY!!!
LoveHarley: ur squirrels pee on ur plants?
KnotMyProblem: Uh, squirrels pee on EVERYTHING
KnotMyProblem: That park bench you're sitting on? Squirrel piss. That berry you plucked fresh from the garden and chomped on? Squirrel piss. Notice a drop of water hit your shoulder while you're sitting beneath a tree, but it doesn't look like it's raining? You guessed it. Squirrel piss.
KnotMyProblem: The only thing worse is deer
GlitterDoctor: How the hell do you know so much about piss?
GlitterDoctor: … or is that one of the things I shouldn't ask?
Gwynning: That moon base code was 2214, right?
KnotMyProblem: Wow
KnotMyProblem: Okay, so first off, I'm not into piss. When I'm feeling particularly British I don't mind taking the piss out of someone, but there's only one fluid I want coming out of any dick I'm involved with during sexy times
