GlitterDoctor: Sorry, you’re right.
Jayne glanced at Caleb and Everett. The passion they shared had escalated, and Everett had gone from stroking Caleb’s cock to thrusting his hips so that they rubbed their lengths together. It looked like at any second, Caleb might come.
GlitterDoctor: Your brother-in-law has an amazing dick, too. You should see the way he uses it. I’ve had to eat lunch standing on more than one occasion. Although… since he’s Aaron’s twin, maybe you already know.
A whole row of vomiting emojis appeared.
KnotMyProblem: I’d like to state, for the record, that while I do ham up a great many things, including this conversation, I can say with absolute conviction that I’m happy for you, Glit
KnotMyProblem: Not only did you make the best of a terrible situation, but it looks like you’re truly happy with your dick selection, which is all a man can really ask for, when it comes down to it
KnotMyProblem: And not only am I happy for you, but I’m happy for me, too, because…
KnotMyProblem: it means I’M NEXT, BITCHES!
It was a terrible thing to want to bust up laughing while aroused. Jayne’s poor, confused brain did its best to entertain both states of mind, but the more he wanted to laugh, the less aroused he felt. At last, he had to put his phone down and check in with Caleb and Everett, who were making the prettiest sounds of pleasure Jayne had ever heard.
While Jayne had been wrapped up in conversation, Everett had climbed the bed to grip the headboard and had introduced his cock to Caleb’s mouth. He fucked Caleb’s face slowly but steadily, forcing him to take his length as tears streamed down the sides of Caleb’s reddened face. Jayne might have been alarmed for Caleb’s safety if it hadn’t been for the way Caleb gripped the bedsheets like if he didn’t, he might fall in reverse and tumble off the planet. If he’d wanted, he could have used that same death grip to push Everett off him, but instead, he swallowed Everett’s cock eagerly.
Both of them were so good.
Tonight, Jayne would give them anything they wanted, but not yet—they had to wait their turn.
TeenDad2: Quick, somebody bring in a new Single Dad
Gwynning: I can’t remember the last time I laughed this hard. Alex is giving me the hairy eyeball, but I can’t stop
Gwynning: The only thing that could make this night better is…
KnotMyProblem: Gwynn, I swear to god
Gwynning: Pla…
KnotMyProblem: There will be no corner of the earth in which you will be safe from my wrath
Gwynning: …tonic love. From me, to all of you. I love you guys. You make my life better just by being you.
TeenDad2: Aww, Gwynn, that’s really sweet!
TeenDad2: I love all you Single Dads, too
Gwynning: and placentas.
An image of a dark red placenta loaded into the chat, its umbilical cord manipulated to resemble a stylized heart. Jayne, who’d considered a rotation in surgery when he was younger and much more foolish, found it to look rather tasteful compared to some of the other piles of biomass he’d seen.
KnotMyProblem: BEGONE, CREATURE MOST FOUL
KnotMyProblem: (aka Gwynn)
KnotMyProblem: but also the vein-y, wrinkly, gross-white-cord-oh-god-what-even-is-that-thing human pancake
LoveHarley: sorry to spill the news and run like that, you guys. I had to take care of something real quick but im back now, and im sorry that I said anything. I didnt realize that it was still a secret. Thats totally my bad
GlitterDoctor: It’s okay. I’ll have Simon exact my revenge for me.
KnotMyProblem: Uh, MAN SUFFERING HERE
KnotMyProblem: Do you guys not see how gross that is???
