Ryker
I don’t want to know my mom reads this shit.
Lexie
Why not? It’s good stuff. And I’ll bet it keeps your dad super happy.
Kaleigh
Yeah, Ryker. Don’t like knowing your mom gets off on shadow daddies?
Ryker
Stop. Please, fucking hell, stop. She doesn’t get off on anything.
Kaleigh
Dude. I’ve seen your dad. She gets off plenty.
Jamie
How many times have your parents been caught having sex at the beach house anyway?
Ryker
By me? Never. They don’t do that shit.
Lexie
I’m so glad I’m adopted.
Lucky
Why?
Lexie
Because I have plausible deniability. My parents never had to have sex to get pregnant. Sorry, Ryker, but yours did.
Kaleigh
I’ve seen your dad too. Guess again, Lex. That man is a DILF. Yours and Ryker’s both are.
Lexie
I hate you.
Kaleigh
You love me.
Rome
Pretty sure Bash has had your mom bent over the bench in the outdoor shower, Ryker.
Lucky
Not gonna lie. I’m looking forward to christening that shit this summer.
