Halsey:That was a fucking disaster.
Posey:What do you mean? Are you ruining this for us?
Halsey:No! You are!
Silas:What did you say? Did you say it right?
Penny:Yes, please regale us with what you said, because we did nothing wrong. This is all on you.
Halsey:All you told me to do was talk about dick piercings with no guidance. And then you threatened me if I didn’t talk about it.
Pacey:In Halsey’s defense, that’s exactly what happened.
Halsey:Thank you!
Posey:But what did you say?
Halsey:I just said that the guys were talking about how I should get a dick piercing, and it was so awkward and uncomfortable that I ended the conversation when she asked if I was into dick pain.
Silas:She asked you about dick pain?
OC:Are you into dick pain?
Halsey:NO! Like I said, a fucking disaster.
Penny:Disaster? I call that a SUCCESS!
Posey:I was just about to say the same thing.
Halsey:How the hell was that a success?
Penny:Take it from the only lady in the group, she’s now thinking about your penis and that is step one.
Posey:^^^ Correct. There is penis thinking now.
Silas:Yeah, I can see the validity in that.
OC:I know it’s worked on me. **winces**
Pacey:I like you more and more every day, OC.
OC:I feel that hard.
Halsey:So now she’s thinking about her brother’s penis? Is that what we wanted?
Penny:Precisely. On to stage two.
Posey:Onward ho!
Pacey:Oh I can’t wait to fucking see what stage two is.
Penny:The first touch.
Halsey:What?
Penny:Listen closely . . . lean in. Are you ready?
Halsey:Jesus Christ.
