Ethan
i need to apologize to a friend but idk how bros say sry
JD
And you invited Dr. Douchebag?
I scoff. Ethan’s sadly mistaken if he thinks this is going to go over well.
Landry
Fancy language for you, Golden Boy.
Especially since I circumcised your kid a few weeks ago.
JD
Wait until I finish changing this shitty diaper …
Blake
Calm your tits, ladies. Let’s hear what the kid has to say.
Ethan
i added him to the chat bc i’d like to hear from someone who doesn’t have to ask his wife for permission to stay up past his bedtime
JD
Since we live in the same house, you tell me: Does it sound like my wife minds any of the things I do late at night?
Blake
You walked right into that one, kid.
Ethan
ftr this dude is literally texting with one hand while wiping baby crap with the other
JD
Yeah, changing the baby I made … with your aunt.
Bc it’s like that.
Ethan
I roll my eyes along with Ethan.
JD
Keep on. I’ll make another one.
Blake
Big talk coming from a guy no more than four weeks into a six-week dry spell …
JD
