*gif of little boy smiling and crying*
Blake
Come back to me once you survive nine months of pelvic rest, you big titty baby.
This time I gag a little, but the messages just keep popping up.
JD
I’m not a baby, but …
Ethan
you walked right into that one kid
Blake
*gif of man tipping a cowboy hat*
Landry
WHY AM I HERE?
Ethan
to show us how a real man apologizes to his bros
Landry
You’ve got to be freaking kidding me.
Ethan
the bro chat is sacred
i would never joke around in here
Blake
Liar
Liar
I groan, figuring I might as well get this over with. Ethan won’t let it go until I apologize, and doing it over text messages has to be easier than doing it in person. I try to think of it like jumping into a cold lake or ripping off a Band-Aid at once.
Landry
Fine.
Hypothetically speaking, if I were in Ethan’s position, I guess I’d say …
I’m sorry for being an asshole. You didn’t deserve the things I said about you in that wedding toast … or at the hospital.
So thank you for being loyal to my sister, even though I’ve been a dick to you since we were kids. I’m actually really happy for both of you. I just don’t know how to show it.
Or something like that.
Blake
