Page 64 of Saber Fool's Day


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Cat: Who’s Casper?

Cam: Mr. Mysterious Himself - Ryker Navarro.

Cam: *gif from Magic Mike stage show*

Cat: Oh - you mean the liar, liar, pants on fucking fire?

Papa: Language,Mija!

Cat: Papa, if you understood the week I’ve been having, you’d understand the language too.

Cat: *full screen of target emojis*

Papa: Did you take an archery class?

Mama: Excellent for hand-eye coordination.

Cat: That was a target. I’ve been shot at many times this week. I’ve been the target.

Celia: *facepalm emoji*

Flint: Oh, hell.

Mama: WHAT?

Papa: When did this shooting happen? Who shot at you? Do you need my shotgun?

Carolina: Did you forget to mention something to our parents?

Luke: Forget the shooting. I want to know what NAVARRO is up to!

Wysdom: For the love of Oprah, we’ve talked about this.

Luke:Mi Amor, we have, and it makes no sense to me.

Wysdom: You need to stop Big Bothering all over your sisters’ love lives.

Carolina: Don’t you mean Big Brother-ing?

Wysdom: I stand by what I said.

Cat: *gif of a woman snapping her fingers*

Cat: Focus, people.

Papa: I’ve been saying this your whole life. If you focus, you can accomplish great things.

Mama: Like learning belly dancing in your 70s.

Papa: Big fan.

Celia: For the love of cheeses!

Wysdom: *cough cough* #RycatReigns

Cat: What the hell is that?

Flint: She shipped you.