Cat: #ThatsMyJob #ImTheBest #GreatestOfAllTime
Cat: *full screen of goats*
Carolina: Why do we all have to be locked down? #ChangingTheSubject
Wysdom: Well - for starters, Jeffrey Rose has an unnatural obsession with me.
Luke:Mi Amor, I will say nothing about how you helped him last year. I’ll simply say - he will not get to you or our children.
Wysdom: *full screen of heart emojis*
Wysdom: Oh, you beautiful God Among Men. You know I can take care of myself, right?
Luke: *angry face emoji*
Celia: *smiley emoji*
Flint: Luke, Wysdom, and the kids will stay in their compound. The rest of us will hole up in Legacy Lakes.
Cam: This is ridiculous.
Cat: A domestic terrorist who has an unhealthy obsession with YOU is loose in the world. We’re not taking any chances with you, Aaron, or your kids. Everyone’s in lockdown.
Rand: Par-TAY in Legacy Lakes!
Rand: *gif of a man throwing glitter in the air*
Carolina: #CraftHerpes
Mama: Are we confined to the house, or can we go out in the neighborhood?
Flint: Why do you ask?
Mama: Because I have belly dancing lessons at the clubhouse on Tuesday.
Celia: WHY!? Why, you big lug? Why would you ask questions you know there is no coming back from?
Rand: He’s a glutton for punishment.
Carolina: That’s why he married Celia.
Rand: *gif ofThat ‘70s Showcharacters saying “Burn!”*
Carolina: *gif of high-fives*
Celia: *full screen of daggers*
Mama: Of course, if we’re stuck in the house, I can just find - air quotes - other things to keep us occupied.
Celia: Mama. You don’t… AHHHHGH.
Cam: Nopety-Nope-Nope
Carolina: The burn is on us.
Cat: *facepalm emoji*
Papa: Why would you pretend to hit yourself in the face? This is not a good idea.