Chapter 31
From the text messages of Cam Saber
Cat: How did the funeral go?
Cam: Wake. It was a wake. They haven’t buried him yet.
Cat: Why not?
Cam: Something with the autopsy.
Cat: When are you coming back to DC?
Celia: She’s been a little busy playing house.
Cat: *surprise face emoji*
Cat: WHAT!?
Carolina: Seems your twin is having a not-so-secret love affair.
Cam: Y’all need to calm the fuck down!
Celia: Language!Mija!
Celia: Sorry, I felt like I needed to channel Papa right now.
Wysdom: Maybe you could channel your Mama too and make sure she’s using protection! “No glove, no love.”
Cam: *see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil monkey emojis*
Cam: Y’all need to SHUT YOUR FACES!
Celia: You shut YOUR face.
Celia: Sorry, reflex.
Cat: Who is this mystery man?
Wysdom: The Flamingo Cove Fire Chief - Aaron Pearce.
Wysdom: *full screen of flame emojis*
Cat: Wait? Aaron? THE Aaron?
Wysdom: #AwesomeAMELLIA!
Cat: What the hell did I miss?
Carolina: Wysdom shipped Cam and Aaron.
Cat: Shipped?
Celia: Where you put two names together and come up with one.
Celia: Flint + Celia = Flelia
Carolina: Rand + Carolina = Randolina!
