Carolina: (Don’t tell Wysdom, but I kinda like it. Rand too.)
Wysdom: I’m right here, you know.
Cam: Thank God Luke isn’t part of this chain.
Wysdom: Oh, The God Among Men is right beside me. He wants me to tell you he knows 42 places to bury a body where they’ll never find it.
Carolina: THOSE ARE MY SPOTS! HE CANNOT HAVE THEM!
Cat: It’s like y’all are speaking another language.
Celia: I guess you’ll have to come for a visit.
Cat: I do have some biz in that area soon.
Wysdom: Really?
Wysdom: *gif of the Carlton Dance*
Cat: Marshal biz. But, let’s just say it includes you too.
Wysdom: *gif of a woman tapping her chin in thought*
Wysdom: Hints?
Cat: *gif of a woman locking her lips and throwing away the key*
Wysdom: *full screen of angry face emojis*
Celia: You’re going to be in The FC?
Carolina: Oooh, Sunday dinner will be so fun.
Celia: I can think of someone she needs to meet.
Cat: I don’t need to meet anyone. Married to work.
Celia: That’s what I said.
Carolina: Me too.
Wysdom: Me three.
Wysdom: OOOH! Can you imagine? All the Saber Sisters in one spot! The God Among Men will go apeshit.
Celia: *green face emoji*
Carolina: *scream emoji*
Cat: *puking emoji*
Wysdom: What?
Celia: Seriously, Wys. You need to stop calling him that around us. It’s gross.
Wysdom: *gif of Groucho Marx wiggling his eyebrows*
Cat: #ChangingTheSubject - does that mean Cam is going to stay awhile?
Cam: (…)
Cam: (…)
Cam: (…)
Cat: Cam?
Celia: *full screen of ghost emoji*
Carolina: Ghosted again. You’d think I’d be used to it by now.
