Page 22 of Stars and Stripes


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Oh wait.

Something is happening.

Oh happy day. It’s going down.

Praise Jesus!

“Would you like some cookies, crackers or something to drink?” The attendant asks, with a chuckle in her voice. “I’ve never seen someone so happy for a snack before.”

I look at the cart. Oh, she thought…

“He really loves those little cookies. Always raves about them,” Jax says, reaching over Everlee to pat me on the leg. The leg that is still flexed for good measure. Don’t need my cock to be like a reinflatable tire right now with Barbie standing here.

I’m not being rude. Her name says Barbie.

“Cookie please, with water.”

“Same,” Everlee and Jax say in unison.

We pull our trays down and enjoy our refreshments while I let the flex out of my thigh before I get a charley horse.

Because that would happen.

EVERLEE - LET THE VAY-CAY-CION BEGIN

“Enjoyableflight?”Knoxasks,walking up from behind me on the gangway.

“Shut the fuck up.”

His eyes grow wide and his hand goes to his chest. “You’ve been sitting with Jax for too long. His…” he has no words, but waves his hand around my body, “has rubbed off on you.”

“I didn’t really mean it,” I say, slipping my hand in his. “I just love to see your reaction.”

“You do that a lot, you know?”

“What?”

“Do things to see our reaction.”

“Are you talking about the fact I refuse to wear a potato sack to Vixen?”

“A little.”

“Well, you should trust I’m not going to wear anything too crazy and that I only have eyes for you. Why would I ever leave? You all have broken me for all future relationships. Noonecock could satisfy me ever again. Well, I mean one cock can, as long as it’s one of y’all’s.”

“Fuck with the y’all again. We just stepped off the plane,” Jax mumbles just behind me.

“I think it’s in the air.” I turn around, smiling at him.

“Hello vay-cay-she-on!” Lizzy screams, walking into the airport from the plane, still looking as goofy as ever with all of her items strung around her neck and on her head, this time without the pink fuzzy slippers. Did she pack another pair of shoes?

That’s a dumb question. She obviously did.

“I just got off the phone with Will. They were able to get in a few hours early, so they’re there waiting on us. Said the house is gorge and the private pool is amazing and has one of those infinity edges. They are going gaga balls over the place.”

“Yay,” Jax chides.

Lizzy deepens her voice, imitating Jax. “Oh my God, girl. You did such an amazing job setting this up and planning all of this with our love, Everlee. I’m so excited for all the adventures that are ahead of us this week with my boo and her best friend that is totes amazing.”