Is that going to make it through the editor?
Raptor
That will win you a Dicky Mems award, Zenith. It’s good enough to go into 699 Pickup Lines.
Telos
You should write more of that. It should be on every single page of your book
Ace
No! As much as I loved reading it, I also want Zen to sell many copies of his books. So no. No more weird sex scene lines!!! Keep it unweird for the normies!
Telos
Pfft! Who wants to be normal???
Zenith
I actually have more.
Crush
Holy gods, Zen.
Ace
Oh??? Tell me!!!
Crush
You just said no to more terrible lines, Ace
Ace
I said the normies would hate them. But me, I want to bathe in these lines. Moisturize my scaly skin with them. Wear them like cucumbers on my eyes.
Zenith
Xilane dipped his fingers into his cum and brought them to his lips, giving them a chef’s kiss. Then he painted his face with his own jizz and did an interpretive dance on the bed. “Feel the moonlight,” he cried. “Feel it tingle your balls and exit through your cock!”
Raptor
I would wrap those words around my peen and jerk off with them, only to jizz rainbow starshine
“Oh gods,” Killian said faintly. “That... was published?”
Crush nodded gravely. “We had to give Zenith a toast. No one expected that insanity to make it through the editor’s cut. And it sold so many copies. We suspect it was because all the Butler Brothers bought one each to display it proudly on their shelves.”
“We did,” came Hansel’s disembodied voice. He sounded hushed and reverent. “We even have those lines framed in our bedrooms. Autographed.”
Killian broke down laughing. “That’s... That’s incredible.”
“Isn’t it? I think it gave Zenith a complex because he didn’t just want to write books for the Butler Brothers; he wanted to write books that appealed to other readers too.”
“He arrived at a compromise,” Hansel crowed. “Every other week, he slips us a chapter of The One True Pickup Line on his Peentreon subscription website. It’s a blast. You should join it. The Buttler Brosfightto be the first to read the updates.”
Killian could only imagine the insanity that was Zenith’s new book.
